1. stellabat:
“ bogleech:
“ lynati:
“ movemequotes:
“ Once a little boy went to school.
One morning
The teacher said:
“Today we are going to make a picture.”
“Good!” thought the little boy.
He liked to make all kinds;
Lions and tigers,
Chickens and...

    stellabat:

    bogleech:

    lynati:

    movemequotes:

    Once a little boy went to school.
    One morning
    The teacher said:
    “Today we are going to make a picture.”
    “Good!” thought the little boy.
    He liked to make all kinds;
    Lions and tigers,
    Chickens and cows,
    Trains and boats;
    And he took out his box of crayons
    And began to draw.

    But the teacher said, “Wait!”
    “It is not time to begin!”
    And she waited until everyone looked ready.
    “Now,” said the teacher,
    “We are going to make flowers.”
    “Good!” thought the little boy,
    He liked to make beautiful ones
    With his pink and orange and blue crayons.
    But the teacher said “Wait!”
    “And I will show you how.”
    And it was red, with a green stem.
    “There,” said the teacher,
    “Now you may begin.”

    The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower
    Then he looked at his own flower.
    He liked his flower better than the teacher’s
    But he did not say this.
    He just turned his paper over,
    And made a flower like the teacher’s.
    It was red, with a green stem.

    On another day
    The teacher said:
    “Today we are going to make something with clay.”
    “Good!” thought the little boy;
    He liked clay.
    He could make all kinds of things with clay:
    Snakes and snowmen,
    Elephants and mice,
    Cars and trucks
    And he began to pull and pinch
    His ball of clay.

    But the teacher said, “Wait!”
    “It is not time to begin!”
    And she waited until everyone looked ready.
    “Now,” said the teacher,
    “We are going to make a dish.”
    “Good!” thought the little boy,
    He liked to make dishes.
    And he began to make some
    That were all shapes and sizes.

    But the teacher said “Wait!”
    “And I will show you how.”
    And she showed everyone how to make
    One deep dish.
    “There,” said the teacher,
    “Now you may begin.”

    The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;
    Then he looked at his own.
    He liked his better than the teacher’s
    But he did not say this.
    He just rolled his clay into a big ball again
    And made a dish like the teacher’s.
    It was a deep dish.

    And pretty soon
    The little boy learned to wait,
    And to watch
    And to make things just like the teacher.
    And pretty soon
    He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

    Then it happened
    That the little boy and his family
    Moved to another house,
    In another city,
    And the little boy
    Had to go to another school.

    The teacher said:
    “Today we are going to make a picture.”
    “Good!” thought the little boy.
    And he waited for the teacher
    To tell what to do.
    But the teacher didn’t say anything.
    She just walked around the room.

    When she came to the little boy
    She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”
    “Yes,” said the little boy.
    “What are we going to make?”
    “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.
    “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.
    “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.
    “And any color?” asked the little boy.
    “Any color,” said the teacher.
    And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

    ~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy


    I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

    Fuck man

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  2. pdlcomics:
“been thinking
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    pdlcomics:

    been thinking

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  3. crowley1990:

    If only America wasn’t in America. Because geographically, a lot of it rules.

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  4. klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend:

    sky-bears:

    reniadeb:

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    @smol–jelly I can’t-

    [ID: A tweet by @reinadeb that reads “me dressed as a drag queen, taking off my wig in the middle of a lip-sync to reveal remmy the rat also dressed as a drag queen”, and a screenshot of the tags that say “ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage lynn guini”. End ID]

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  5. captainesc:

    autisticwolfesbrainisautistic:

    banans13:

    banans13:

    I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

    BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

    We’ll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

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  6. casgirl:

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    This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

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  7. quasi-normalcy:

    Shocking to me that there’s such a fandom for Breaking Bad here on this website, full of people who found the moral nuance of Steven Universe to be unmanageable.

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  8. funnytwittertweets:

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  9. rnorningstars:

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  10. hammer-draws:

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    In regards to the Mario movie casting

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